Tuesday, March 01, 2016

Because USA: Racist Asian People Jokes @ The Oscars

Via The Mary Sue February 29, 2016

In case you missed this year's Academy awards, which you probably did, not only were some black actors like Will Smith racially surprisingly snubbed from the nominations, but there were two occasions when Asian people were made the brunt of some very cruel "jokes" by host Chris Rock and comedian Sasha Baron Cohen as "Ali-Gi":

But, like everything else, Donald Trump already has a solution for this:

O_O

Edit: Donald Trump Says "China"

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Thursday, February 18, 2016

2nd Best Korea Brings Best Bowie Tribute

About a month ago after the second King of Rock and Roll passed away, a very highly talented, beautiful and ambitious musician from second best Korea named Luna Lee produced this truly incredible tribute to David Bowie. She played all the parts on the ancient Korean 6th century instrument known as the Gayageum:

You can see more of her popular videos here.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Virgin Mice Science Research In Japan

Via TomoNews.net

In a new study from Japan, results have shown that virgin mice preferred watching mice fight videos and receiving morphine injections rather than watching mice erotica and mice sniffing videos. The research was done by Japanese scientists Shigeru Watanabe from Keio University, Kazutaka Shinozuka with the RIKEN Brain Science Institute and Takefumi Kikusui from Azabu University and was published in the scientific journal "Animal Cognition."


Virgin mice prefer watching fight videos to sex... by tomonewsus

Although Japan does not have a big drug problem, this study may partly explain why violent anime is so popular in Japan and all over the world. It may also partially reveal why many young Japanese men and women are not interested in sex these days.

About this study, Barbara Kenig at the University of Zurich in Switzerland told New Scientist: "There is a debate over whether time spent with a specific cue is a good proxy for preference. Mice might just need longer to gain information on whether the objects signal any kind of danger."

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Sunday, February 14, 2016

The Vapors Were Right

Back in the amazing '80s The Vapors wrote this hit song "Turning Japanese":

Well they were right and we did it. But it would be hard to believe that this is what they had in mind:

Courtesy of: Visual Capitalist

But...

"I trust that many of you are familiar with the story of Peter Pan, in which it says, ‘the moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease forever to be able to do it’. Yes, what we need is a positive attitude and conviction." - Bank of Japan Governor Haruhiko Kuroda

OK Mr. Kuroda many people all over the globe would now be very happy to see you demonstrate your new superhuman ability by diving off the Bank of Tokyo Mitsubishi Tower and flying like Peter Pan on Monday morning live NHK news.

See more at Visual Capitalist

Edit: This is almost as good as last September's meltdown by US Federal Reserve Chairman Janet Yellen when she either had a stroke or came to a sudden realization that her private organization is responsible for the destruction of the world economy:

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

A Comic Analysis of Showry For 'Science'

Previously we briefly reviewed Showry's educational video on the application of natural makeup and received some positive feedback. Today, however in the name of science, we would like to advance our current research and analysis of the phenomenal world wide web revolution of South Korea's very sexy and very "crazy" young comic - Showry.

Let's begin by viewing her latest production entitled "Hello":

In this and almost all of her other videos, Showry is making a parody of the muk bang girls and other young women in South Korea that dress scantily and eat food on pay per view Korean websites. This very strange phenomenon is now quite popular in Korea as previously reported by CNN South Korea's online trend: Paying to watch a pretty girl eat:

So Showry is only acting crazy. It's the ones doing this seriously and exploiting lonely people for their money who are the real sociopaths of South Korean society. Well, we have not yet figured out the viewers' "vicarious eating" side of it yet. That could be a "Because Worst Korea" thing going on there. Here is "The Diva" aka Park Seo-Yeon at "work" as a food porn star muk bang girl:

BONUS UPDATE:

We just discovered a truly certifiable eating broadcast girl here:

See more of Showry's hilarious and wild videos here.

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Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Take Selfies With Japanese Geisha!

This just came in my mailbox and could be a first time ever event in Japan, but soon anyone (including professional weaboos and usually unwelcome gaijin and fellow Japanese commoners in Tokyo), can actually meet and take selfies with real otherworldly Japanese Geisha:

Via peatix.com

"This is a one of a kind opportunity to play games at a dinner party with Geisha and watch an authentic Geisha dance! (You can also take pictures with the Geisha and there will be people who can communicate in Japanese and English as well.)"

"Geisha are well-known to the world as a symbol of Japanese culture. They are skilled entertainers who bring joy to banquets through traditional Japanese performance arts such as song, dance and "shamisen" (long three stringed Japanese guitar played with a pick). However, even in Japan, Japanese people hardly have an opportunity to meet with real Geisha. Therefore, together with the principal of Bando Private School (a kimono school managed by Geisha in active service), we have planned a party where everyone can casually communicate with Geisha in Asakusa."

Needless to say, tickets are limited for this very unusual event and will probably go very quickly. More information is available here.

Sunday, February 07, 2016

Best Korea's Best Satellite Orbit Confirmed!

Via Spaceflight 101

"North Korea carried out its controversial space launch Saturday night and successfully lifted an object into orbit as evident in tracking data collected by U.S. Space Surveillance. The Unha space launch vehicle lifted off from the Sohae Satellite Launching Station around 0:30 UTC on Sunday and completed a flight of just under ten minutes, reaching a polar orbit 500 Kilometers in altitude, marking the second time North Korea achieves a successful orbital launch."

IT'S NOW HEADING FOR THE SUPER BOWL!


George Bush Video by asianvideos

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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

The Simpsons Invade China & Go Global

For decades, Japan's Hello Kitty icon has been the world's leading soft power fictional character seen across the globe and is now the centerpiece of the current worldwide "kawaii" sensation. And since 1974, Sanrio has made everything imaginable with some form of the world's cutest little white Japanese Bobtail cat with a red bow. Recently, Sanrio even made a Hello Chucky doll and it sold out in less than 48 hours.

But that is now about to be challenged by America's most lovable and comical family from the fictional town of Springfield - The Simpsons. On Friday 20th Century Fox announced that the world's first Simpsons store will open in Beijing, China in March with an additional store opening in Shanghai in June. Following that will be a global expansion of up to 100 stores. This announcement comes after The Simpsons were previously banned in 2006 for a controversial episode about Homer visiting China.

Here is a recent CNN News video on this development:

Could this be the proverbial last nail in the communist coffin? Maybe.

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Sunday, January 17, 2016

New Old Tokyo Roppongi Video on Robpongi.com

Some viewers may be familiar with this one but this is how it all started back in 2000. It was all an ad-lib comic show on the streets of Roppongi, Tokyo. It was pre 9/11, pre-Youtube, pre-financial crisis and just too much fun. Nowadays, doing something like this is absolutely impossible to do. Anyway, here is Stormin' Norman and Mari aka "The Dolly Parton of Japan" having a very entertaining and humorous conversation about her 100 centimeter breasts on the Roppongi Video Happy Hour:

Note: This funny video is NSFW and for mature audiences only!

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Friday, January 15, 2016

Because Taiwan: The Church of The Glass Slipper

For centuries, Japan has religiously worshiped the steel phallus. And then, partly as a result of all of that hard work, in 2006 Kurara Chibana won the Miss Universe title in her famous Ninja High Heels.

So, not to be outdone by any of that, and in an effort to attract more female members to its congregation, we now have Taiwan's new wtf spectacular development of the church of the glass slipper now completed and about to open next month:

It is tempting to make fun of this, but since it is an actual church of some kind or another I will tread lightly as blasphemy will mean the eternal damnation of my sole. ;)

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